If you just got the ‘Futurama’ reference right then then reward yourself with a mug of whatever the frick you fancy.
My step-mum has taught me many a good thing, but the two things which relate to food which I will always cherish are the following: Virgin Mary (I was 12 when she taught me) and Guacamole, Guac, Guaccymee. And seeing as you So here goes!:
2 ripe avocados
1 massive garlic clove or two smaller ones
Juice of 1 lime
Juice of 1/2 a lemon
4 drops of red Tabasco
1tsp Worcester Sauce
Pepper for seasoning
1tsp Smoked Paprika to mix in and a little bit to scatter on top.
Don’t for the love of all things whisk it all together, it has the potential to become mousse-like and that’s just wrong, we need lumps people!
Serve with celery, dippy crisps, sliced peppers, straight from the bowl with a fork or just dunk your head in it because it’s so darn good. Enjoy!